Obsession the story of me

Well my second life girlfriend bought me an audio recorder, I cant afford one at the moment because I dont earn much at JJB sports and have to pay Mom board and to be able to afford new Reebok classics... But expect some 15 minute long rants from me on you tube coming up pretty soon. I will of course feed Lyric in via skype to make it sound like shes with me for people on second lifes benefits. but a big THANK YOU to my cartoon girl for spending some dollah on me

Anway today is awesome my plane tickets arrived. Last night me and the loon decided we fancied a trip to Florida to Dineyland, to see Mickey mouse and other fairy tale charecters, and to go on some of the (less scary) rides. heres my tickets for proof

 

We ae so excited to see my blog getting so many hits, although I do admit to showing th link to many people, Ive even had a mention on 4chan. How cool is that.

Well this morning I had a chat with a so called friend of mine called Nym, shes been such a bitch lately,

[23:59]  Sir Callum von Liechtenstein (callum.ohmai) yawns in your face.

and then....like 10 mins later

[00:09]  Sir Callum von Liechtenstein (callum.ohmai): you done?
[00:10]  Nym: sorry im chatting to my friend...did you want something?
[00:11]  Sir Callum von Liechtenstein (callum.ohmai): i think you know what i want
[00:12]  Nym: really I dont
[00:12]  Nym: do explain
[00:12]  Sir Callum von Liechtenstein (callum.ohmai): a nice hard fuck
[00:12]  Nym: you stick to your cartoon sex little boy
[00:12]  Nym: little all over i see
[00:13]  Sir Callum von Liechtenstein (callum.ohmai): knew you couldnt
[00:14]  Nym: couldnt what?
[00:14]  Nym: jees did you go to school
[00:14]  Sir Callum von Liechtenstein (callum.ohmai): fuck
[00:14]  Nym: im married to a rl person, why would i want cartoon sex
[00:15]  Sir Callum von Liechtenstein (callum.ohmai): i would take it easy on bones if you do
[00:15]  Nym: take what easy?
[00:15]  Sir Callum von Liechtenstein (callum.ohmai): he is gettin dissed to fuck
[00:15]  Nym: look callum, not everyone has cartoon sex relationships, based on pretend love.. you know some people on here just use sl as a glorified chat room
[00:16]  Sir Callum von Liechtenstein (callum.ohmai): is that what you see it as?
[00:17]  Nym: i see it as a chat room yes
[00:18]  Sir Callum von Liechtenstein (callum.ohmai): thats a shame
[00:18]  Sir Callum von Liechtenstein (callum.ohmai): would have been fun
[00:18]  Nym: i see your relationshp as a teen cartoon love affair thats actually cute
[00:19]  Sir Callum von Liechtenstein (callum.ohmai): but we have met nymph
[00:19]  Nym: where? in a cartoon
[00:19]  Nym: im sure we have
[00:19]  Nym: but you seem to be forgettable
[00:20]  Sir Callum von Liechtenstein (callum.ohmai): me and lyric you twat haha
[00:20]  Nym: explain met
[00:20]  Nym: you mean youve been in the same 'chat room'
[00:21]  Nym: sim
[00:21]  Nym: too cute
[00:21]  Sir Callum von Liechtenstein (callum.ohmai): fail troll
[00:21]  Sir Callum von Liechtenstein (callum.ohmai): mute time nypmh
[00:21]  Sir Callum von Liechtenstein (callum.ohmai): now i know i cant geta  fuck off you

So yeah fuck you Nym, your loss and Lyrics just cool about my little dalliances she knows its her I love and allows me to wander a bit and as you can see above I stole your real life photo from your profile hahahahahah OWNED

See you soon guys and just watch out for the youtube posts where I will be publically recording slander because Im untouchable

Let me introduce myself

I suppose I should start the first post with an introduction and a bit of a description along with some facts about myself for those who don't know me;

My name is Callum, I'm 19 years of age from Liverpool, England I work part time  in JJB sports and hope to be promoted to team leader before I am 25. I like all the nerdy stuff, from Video Games, to Sci-Fi TV programs, to action figures to Professional Wrestling to nostalgic stuff such as vintage Barbie dolls. XFactor and Coronation Street is unmissable TV to me. I also help out at the local boy scouts, and Brownie meetings But enough about the boring things in my life, you want to know what I'm doing here, right? Well...

For so long on Second Life, I've been treated like a monster, been treated like I am evil for doing what I believe is right. Some say second life is a  game where desperate people with no lives or friends get to live out their dreams of social acceptance and sex and that the vast majority of Second Life players are unattractive and socially awkward. I may only be 19 but I spend pretty much all of my time online, so I know what Im talking about.
I have  many haters because Im so cool and wear the latest sports casual wear from JJB sports, even my trainers are genuine white Reeboks. I used to be lonely and use this site http://imaginarygirlfriends.com/info.php  but then I met my sl girl Lyric. People are jellerz that I have a cartoon girlfriend called Lyric loon. But our love is so very real and not pretend. I love her that much I even go as far as pretending we have met rl, we haven't but one day who knows. But I continue the pretence on second life to shut my haters up. once I fed her voice via skype into my room o pretend she was there , lol my haters hated I had someone

What I can tell you is that I will be mentioning most of the people on Second Life who I've had run-ins with, like Bones and his hound Nym, bones is 30 years old lmfao, and Nym is 32 and they think they can haz win me, I asked Nym to get on her knees and suck my cartoon dick and she replied 'I can't pretend to do that I have arthritus in my knees' hahaha old bitch. Bones is just wanting to be as sports casual as me and he wears the same coat in sl every day hahahahah, loser, Nym is fat rl. but they dont bother me and they dont get to me.

I have a loving romantic side and will often be with my Lyric in our sl home, on a gorgeous bed with over 100 poses, being cartoon passionate or just cuddling and typing our love. we have to type sometimes lol, because we can get a bit carried away on skype and my Mom told me off once while my mic was open and everyone heard *cringe
 

So with that, I look forward to beginning either later or tomorrow, what/who will be first? The lowest of the low, the ONLY person who's actions got a reaction out of me on SL. (apart from a handfull of others)

So check back every now and then to see if I'm updated the Blog, who knows, if you've had an argument with me, you may be up here. Who knows what'll happen. I may only be 4'11'' but .be afraid, I am unstoppable