I need Time Out

Just to let my fans out there know I am taking a bit of time out of Second Life.  Last night at a info hub called Zebrasil, a place I am King of through my wit and prowess a place where me and my girl Lyric stand on the bonfire to represent our thrown. I was verbally attacked by Nymph. here is a photo of the ugly old whore I stole from her old profile yeah I hax

She ridiculed me for being 19 and playing second Life on a Saturday night and said I should be out meeting and socialising with real people
My response was hahaha YOU are playing sl, she responded by saying she was much older than 19 and happily married. I said put your husband on mic then if youre married. So she did, I wasnt expecting that, and he to was abusive to me he even ridiculed the fact I am asian. hahahahahahahaha So what I am hot and I look like a ninja

she then ridiculed my cartoon relationship again, well It is very real to us Nymph the feelings and emotions we have are real, and when we make love on skype it is as close and as tender as if she was in the room  so hahahah fuck you.

After a while I realised everyone in the sim had my voice turnd off and that many others at the hub where abusing me, yes me Callum Ohmai king of cocky. I admit I got owned I stopped talking, and logged off. Bones said I rage quit. This isnt true Id had enough and felt stressed this isnt fucking rage quitting. Here is a photo of Bones bellend from his facebook I found by googling him

Anyway I made some 15 minute long you tube vids of me talking and having a rant. I dont care about internet people and they dont get to me at all , no ot one bit, I make videos to chillax but it fucks me off a bit that no one has ever played one the whole way through

Anyway fans and followers bigs up on following me. I will be back after a short break peace out man

I hate when

First up let me say WORD!! for all my fans out there for getting me over 1k viewers

Just me again, needing another rant about people on the internet that DONT  get to me, they dont get to me one bit, but I am going to make some more 15 minute long youtube videos that no one will watch the whol way through, and I will make posts here , for you my fans, just to prove that things dont bother me at all

I am getting a bit annoyed at other people on second life copying me by making blogs. I am the first person to have written a second life related blog and now it seems everyone wants to do the same as me, well all I can say is fuck off and stop stealing my ideas I am the mighty Callum Ohmai and im a force to be reckoned with

You all need to get a life...Some of you take second life way too seriously....I dont see what you are getting out of it? You all act like its something far more important than it really is.
Try and be like me. I have a "laid back" approach to life and get shed loads of poo tang as a result. I am funny, handsome and have a giant member for an Asian. Chill out. I can name at least 40000000000000000000000 more important things than second life. You fucking sad,sad cunts. My second life is meaningful I got a cartoon girl hahahahaha you copiers havent got anyone

I also hate Scouse hate 

I get told ocasionally I have a sexy voice by Americans (I pop it in my profile ever time it gets mentioned, keeps Lyric Loon mah babe on her toes) Its funny that the Engish hate my scouse accent, This is because they are jealous. Our immigrant population ensures that there is an excellent gene-pool, thus avoiding the horrific inbreeding seen in the majority of incest-rife no-mark cities of the UK. Scousers hate the English - because we are not English we are Scouse. As a scouser I can trace my lineage back to the Kings of Ireland. Mancs (for example) can only trace their lineage back 20 years .we are often seen as working class or unemployed (I told you already I work for JJB Sports part time) thieves , pot smokers and council house dwellers, this isnt true, in fact we live in a Housing association house that we rent reeally cheaply in order to renovate, currently the back of the house is close to finished, I will update more photos later

 

They say a scouser is a low life loser who lacks the basic education to string together sentences of more than five words. And that his prevents us  from taking up the only job we are qualified for as they cannot say "Do you want fries with that ?" well I work part time in JJB Sports, so thats one myth busted

A few of my rl friends, be jealous haters, we have style

Also recently Nymph said that ‘To make up for our  shortcomings we wear a uniform of fake designer gear and hang around on the streets looking for stuff to rob. The ultimate outfit is anything by LaCoste "Cos its kewl laaa". And that we  normally only own one tracky and that our  single mothers dont know how to clean it so they are a bit grimy and they stink. Again. Not true I own burberry socks, burberry pants, tons of gold jewellery,including a real gold sov ring, tons of sports casual wear

[2011-06-09 22:26:10]  Callum Ohmai: Fuck you Nym you fat cunt.

[2011-06-09 22:26:13]  Callum Ohmai: oh not answering cos I owned you on the internets huh.

[2011-06-09 22:48:10]  Nym: Is that a dog turd over there or a scouser taking a rest

 

Anyhow your King needs a rest from all this, Im off to Skype my Loon and voice fuck her and make sure she cam see my brand new Nike air max hehe, sits back cracks open the white cider and kisses my Loon over my Logitech, ha haters hating again I got it real

ITS REAL IT REALLY IS REAL

Hi,

It’s the loon here, I didn’t want to really say much here but callum made me, he said "I should show the world, how much I mean to him!" Well here goes, when I first saw callums cute eyes, (to be honest it took me a while) but let’s just say the sun didn't set for a while, they only open late at night,

hehehe he will shout at me for making fun LULZ 

I don't know why I have a fetish on Asian mixed with black but hey! I just do! Maybe it’s because all my life has been planned out for me with my parents. Well I'm here so enough about me.(This is Callums blog as he tells me)

Callum is the most funny person you will ever meet, the way he pretend to be spiting on you when he talks make me laugh every time he does, which is often, and the way he says “LIKE” after every other word it’s kinda cute. He is a mad keen Liverpool fan and sent me his replica football shirts, and says I look sexy in them, when we make love, on Skype. He would love to put his wood in me!!!! And my brother( just a side joke) Bi the time he reads this it will be to late hahahahahahahah

I know people think it’s not real but when you can’t find the right boy in rl and the sluv of your life lives 5000 miles. Oh! did I mention I’ve been to Liverpool twice I think? croxteth is a lovely place but I advise anyone not from Liverpool to go out with protection at night! 

it can get lively to say the least. I wanted to go to a local English pub, but callum tells me it was closed, The Fir Tree I think, looked nice! he told me it was because 7 men killed a boy for being a Dr who fan, that why I guess callus doesn’t go there.

His collection of action dolls is awesome, and I don't think anyone has a bigger collection of Babylon 5 DVD’s. He is a massive sci-fi fan and took me to a local aliens are real convention, sadly I had my camera stolen there that’s why I can’t show any more pics other than the one above. Well its the loon signing off as i don’t want to take the limelight away too much from Callum ( the unstoppable)!!!!

The LOONster  

On a side note IN YA FACE BONES told you we had met in RL!!!!  hahahahahahahhahaha, and there is your proof ( rant over) that OK callum luv u, have i done good ????