Obsession the story of me

Well my second life girlfriend bought me an audio recorder, I cant afford one at the moment because I dont earn much at JJB sports and have to pay Mom board and to be able to afford new Reebok classics... But expect some 15 minute long rants from me on you tube coming up pretty soon. I will of course feed Lyric in via skype to make it sound like shes with me for people on second lifes benefits. but a big THANK YOU to my cartoon girl for spending some dollah on me

Anway today is awesome my plane tickets arrived. Last night me and the loon decided we fancied a trip to Florida to Dineyland, to see Mickey mouse and other fairy tale charecters, and to go on some of the (less scary) rides. heres my tickets for proof

 

We ae so excited to see my blog getting so many hits, although I do admit to showing th link to many people, Ive even had a mention on 4chan. How cool is that.

Well this morning I had a chat with a so called friend of mine called Nym, shes been such a bitch lately,

[23:59]  Sir Callum von Liechtenstein (callum.ohmai) yawns in your face.

and then....like 10 mins later

[00:09]  Sir Callum von Liechtenstein (callum.ohmai): you done?
[00:10]  Nym: sorry im chatting to my friend...did you want something?
[00:11]  Sir Callum von Liechtenstein (callum.ohmai): i think you know what i want
[00:12]  Nym: really I dont
[00:12]  Nym: do explain
[00:12]  Sir Callum von Liechtenstein (callum.ohmai): a nice hard fuck
[00:12]  Nym: you stick to your cartoon sex little boy
[00:12]  Nym: little all over i see
[00:13]  Sir Callum von Liechtenstein (callum.ohmai): knew you couldnt
[00:14]  Nym: couldnt what?
[00:14]  Nym: jees did you go to school
[00:14]  Sir Callum von Liechtenstein (callum.ohmai): fuck
[00:14]  Nym: im married to a rl person, why would i want cartoon sex
[00:15]  Sir Callum von Liechtenstein (callum.ohmai): i would take it easy on bones if you do
[00:15]  Nym: take what easy?
[00:15]  Sir Callum von Liechtenstein (callum.ohmai): he is gettin dissed to fuck
[00:15]  Nym: look callum, not everyone has cartoon sex relationships, based on pretend love.. you know some people on here just use sl as a glorified chat room
[00:16]  Sir Callum von Liechtenstein (callum.ohmai): is that what you see it as?
[00:17]  Nym: i see it as a chat room yes
[00:18]  Sir Callum von Liechtenstein (callum.ohmai): thats a shame
[00:18]  Sir Callum von Liechtenstein (callum.ohmai): would have been fun
[00:18]  Nym: i see your relationshp as a teen cartoon love affair thats actually cute
[00:19]  Sir Callum von Liechtenstein (callum.ohmai): but we have met nymph
[00:19]  Nym: where? in a cartoon
[00:19]  Nym: im sure we have
[00:19]  Nym: but you seem to be forgettable
[00:20]  Sir Callum von Liechtenstein (callum.ohmai): me and lyric you twat haha
[00:20]  Nym: explain met
[00:20]  Nym: you mean youve been in the same 'chat room'
[00:21]  Nym: sim
[00:21]  Nym: too cute
[00:21]  Sir Callum von Liechtenstein (callum.ohmai): fail troll
[00:21]  Sir Callum von Liechtenstein (callum.ohmai): mute time nypmh
[00:21]  Sir Callum von Liechtenstein (callum.ohmai): now i know i cant geta  fuck off you

So yeah fuck you Nym, your loss and Lyrics just cool about my little dalliances she knows its her I love and allows me to wander a bit and as you can see above I stole your real life photo from your profile hahahahahah OWNED

See you soon guys and just watch out for the youtube posts where I will be publically recording slander because Im untouchable